You just might be a redneck if?

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-- Your computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.

-- You think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestling organization.

-- Someone tells You they're "locked up" and You ask if they need bail money.

-- You've ever been too drunk to chat.

-- Your screen saver is a confederate flag and plays Dixie.

-- You think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's.

-- Your mouse keeps knocking over your spitcan.

-- You think a surge supressor is a pill for diarrhea.

-- You keep trying to figure out why your scanner won't pick up police radio calls.

-- You think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.

-- You have to ask someone how to spell LOL.

-- You stomach overlaps half of your keyboard.

-- You try to figure out how to get your empty beer cans into the recycling bin.

-- You try to turn on Your computer with the remote.

-- You try to figure out how Your floppy disk got hard.

-- You play Frisbee with your CD Rom's.

-- You find yourself on the floor looking into your "A Drive" yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'.

-- When birds fly across your screen an you reach for Your shotgun.

-- You put a mousetrap on your desk.

-- Your yard is full of old computers stacked on cinder blocks.

-- You use Your CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.

-- You call tech support an ask where to buy stamps for your e-mail.

-- When You tern your computer on you say, "Come OOOOOOON Betsy."

-- You think system wizard is a dude in a funny hat.

-- You think 64 M RAM is a new big block engine for Your pickup.

-- You think ICQ is how smart your computer is.

-- Someone tells you that your computer has a bug an you reach for the can of Raid.

-- You think a mouse pad is where Mighty Mouse and his cousins hang.

-- You go buy a surfboard to surf the net.

-- You think your homepage is where you really live.

-- You give directions to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.

-- You think MB stands for "More Beer."

-- You wait for the Bluelight special at K-Mart to buy your computer.

-- You see the word Download, and take the shells out of your shotgun.

-- You think the person that made your keyboard was dumb 'cuz the letters aren't in order.

-- You think pushing the delete key will make your ol' lady disappear.

-- You think CD stands for Cow Dung.

-- You think GIF stands for "Goodie It's Free."

-- You think Mirabilis is a new brand of smokes.

-- You see the "shift" key and try to figure out how to change gears.

-- You wonder why your screen saver ain't wearing a cape like that there superhero on the cartoons.

-- You think screen saver is a new flavor o' candy.

-- You think Geocities is a place to buy little cars.

-- You catch yourself trying to smell the little flower on your ICQ contact list.

-- You think the "A drive" is where you park your pickup.

-- You see the word "Zip" and know why you were feeling a draft.

-- Your computer has a bumper sticker on it.

-- Part of Your computer is held together with duct tape.

-- You sees the word "Refresh" and reach into the cooler for another beer.

-- Your in a chat room and someone asks where your from and you reply, "My momma."

-- You sees the word "Website" and start looking for spiders.

You just might be a redneck if?
just cant type!!! lmao
Reply:ok...so is there a question or are you just trying to make people mad? I am what some people may refer to as a redneck %26amp; I know better than to do someting like this. Some people have REAL problems %26amp; need real answers!
Reply:After your wedding you have the reception at Walmart so that it's easier to return the gifts.
Reply:Hilarious - keep em coming
Reply:hahahaha good one !!
Reply:Epic Lawl.

Star for you.
Reply:LoL that is pretty funny
Reply:good one
Reply:are u a redneck too?



your spelling sometimes hints to that... :-D
Reply:hahhahah!!!!!!!!!

what else does GIF stand for?

How much to charge as a Nanny?